25 dry roasted almonds. 16 adult carrots cut to look like baby carrots.
Boiled bulgar wheat with sliced raw onion. Hard tack
1 thin slice of pimento loaf on a stale wasa bread
The flaked glue from the broken spine of a rather large book. A fresh strawberry.
3rd infusion of green tea to get all the antioxidants. Fingernails due to nervousness.
Carob chips layered with frozen shattered puff pastry. Baked at 250 degrees until thawed and pastey.
Stale hot dog bun reconstituted in the microwave. 1 slice American cheese. Baked beans. Hot sauce.
4 small river stones warmed in the oven to 205 degrees. Dash of hot sauce.
1 slice of wonderbread with 2 slim jims cut in half put on top, covered with spray on cheese in a can, topped of with another slice of wonderbread